a-teenage-witch:

vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

Oh my god.

(via burnitstronger)

It’s tough to get out of bed; I know that myself. You can lie there for an hour and a half without thinking anything, just worrying about what the day holds and knowing that you won’t be able to deal with it.

— It’s Kind of a Funny Story (Ned Vizzini)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via ikerboxes)

racingbarakarts:

my friend fell asleep in class and had a dream that her and i missed the bus so we asked our teacher for a ride and he said, “no” then drove off so when she woke up she walked up to him

slammed her notebook on his desk

then yelled, “WHY DIDNT YOU GIVE US A RIDE? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.”

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bralpha:

okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

"what the fuck is a nickelback"

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